January 2012
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“I have a concert that weekend, but they can go fuck themselves. I’m not...”
– My Brother on whether he can see the Boss with me in April. I’m so proud right now.
Jan 24th
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NOT PENNY'S TUMBLR.: proffesormosby: NOT PENNY’S... →
proffesormosby: NOT PENNY’S TUMBLR.: Ron Paul’s strange relationship with privacy. steviemcfly: Ron Paul said recently that the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which made segregation illegal, destroyed privacy. His argument was that the government shouldn’t get in the way of free… Where are you getting your information? None of what you said is true except about what he went to school for....
Jan 12th
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NOT PENNY'S TUMBLR.: Ron Paul's strange... →
steviemcfly: Ron Paul said recently that the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which made segregation illegal, destroyed privacy. His argument was that the government shouldn’t get in the way of free association, for better or worse. Interesting, given the We The People Act, which Paul authored… If you don’t think it’s a good idea to take power away from the federal government, then...
Jan 12th
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Me: Do you have a football we could throw at Jordan when she walks by?
Sean: No, but if the Lions win tonight, we will next week.
Drew: We will what?
Sean: Get a football to throw at Jordan.
Drew: Oh. Great idea!
Jan 8th
My top 5 albums of 2011
Horrible Crowes - Elsie Butch Walker - The Spade Will Hoge - Number 7 Ryan Adams - Ashes and Fire Matt Nathanson - Modern Love Brian Fallon: we are truly not worthy.
Jan 1st
December 2011
17 posts
“She had fucking sequins on her pants! And she was the hottest one there!”
– Sayen
Dec 31st
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Random thoughts on a lazy Sunday
Richter: Who's that ugly girl from Sex and the City?
Me/Sean (at the same time): Sarah Jessica Parker?
Dec 18th
“You’ve got to remember, my memory is really tainted by all the drugs and...”
– Jerry on whether he’s seen Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer or not
Dec 15th
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“Would it be genocide to kill all the assholes?”
– Jerry
Dec 15th
Dec 14th
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Acceptable reasons for judging people
Their taste in music Their taste in beer Their opinion of the New York Yankees
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Got a letter today from the US Department of Stealing saying that I owe taxes on $26,000 that I did not report last year. Apparently I made an extra $26k that I did not know about! It would be nice if they would have included information in said letter that told me where to find it because I have no idea where to even look. Go fuck yourself IRS. I don’t owe you shit.
Dec 13th
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Today at dinner, it was determined that Jake Nash’s unborn son should be named Crosby Stillsen. Perfect.
Dec 6th
Dec 4th
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OBLIGATORY FACT OF THE DAY: The ability of people to buy millions of your records does not make you more talented than someone who sells fewer records.
Dec 4th
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“I have no problem saying this: If I was going to have sex with a guy, I...”
– Scott
Dec 2nd
November 2011
20 posts
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“We have the most ghetto collection of canned food I’ve ever seen. This one...”
– Scott
Nov 30th
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Nov 29th
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“I’ve decided I want to eat this canned corn. How do I cook it? I’m...”
– Scott
Nov 21st
Nov 16th
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“Memo to the Lions: you’ve lost 3 out of 4 and if you don’t clean it...”
– Jim Rome on the disaster that has become the Detroit Lions
Nov 16th
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That’s what I love about these high school college girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. -Me channeling me inner Matthew McConaughey.
Nov 15th
“I don’t wanna be lonely no more. I don’t wanna have to PAY for this.”
– Matchbox 20 lyrics, or me at the grocery store?  (via edgarsux) For the record this is Rob Thomas’s solo record Something To Be. Not up to the standard of a Matchbox 20 record.
Nov 15th
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Nov 14th
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Nov 14th
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“Before I post anything on Facebook, I stop and ask myself, “What will...”
– Jordan
Nov 12th
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Nov 11th
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These last two days I haven't heard the names...
This
Nov 10th
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Recent events that really make me feel old
The karate kid just turned 50 Yesterday was 20 years to the day that Magic Johnson announced he was HIV positive - I remember this vividly Last weekend was the 9th anniversary of my 4th place finish at my state high school cross country meet. Last weekend was also the 56th anniversary of Dr. Brown inventing time travel
Nov 9th
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“And you know what happened was exactly what I hoped would happen. Those girls...”
– Butch Walker on the young girls he played for while on tour with Avril Lavigne in 2004
Nov 9th
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“Years later, the whole pop-music world would be, um “reinvented” by...”
– Butch Walker on his first encounter with Auto-Tune
Nov 8th
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Nov 7th
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“There’s nothing funnier than Bruce creeping over to someone else’s...”
– Bill Simmons
Nov 7th
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“People always wonder why the music that gets played on the radio isn’t so...”
– Butch Walker Drinking With Strangers
Nov 6th
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This is why Lions fans are awesome →
Can’t believe the NFL stuck us with Nickelback for the halftime show on Thanksgiving. Hopefully this will change.
Nov 3rd
kaykayforkokopuffs asked: You haven't blogged/made fun of me in a while.... why is this? It's depressing whatever the reason is.
Nov 2nd
October 2011
19 posts
Oct 25th
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“People like disposable songs, they like disposable lyrics. They don’t want to...”
– Butch Walker (via sloansexual)
Oct 21st
Oct 20th
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Oct 19th
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Oct 19th
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Butch Walker tomorrow!!!
Got my early entry ticket ready to go. It’s been way too long!
Oct 14th
“Now, it could just be the weed, but I’ve got a feeling there’s going...”
– Scott
Oct 13th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 11th
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